Well, rather than bore your audience with the same old tired political lines, try to visualize your interpretation in an artistic manner. Be careful, the laughter might make you feel weak and inferior to your superior friends. Nonetheless, you do have that right to freedom of expression. You should express your views daily…

No Oval Office should be without a Head of State ! Don’t you agree?

If your house guests are in doubt of your sincerity, just use that little phrase — “yes we can”. You can bet your backside the fundamental buttress of support for both parties is still there. Sometimes in the past we may of not have solely expressed the views from the bottom of our bowels.

Moreover, the ultimate endorsement is extremely critical to the official procedure in the Oval Office. You owe it to yourself to affirm your authentication. Can you support your president?

Yes you can!

iPad Girl is just another typical geek from New York. Nothing like a Bryant Park stroll in New York City. She’s a little obsessed with the tablet you might say.

Los Angeles County — Lindsay Lohan has completed her home-confinement for a probation violation, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said.

– In June of 2011, a major story was breaking all over Europe. The story definitely hit it big in Russia. For some peculiar reason the story didn’t get much attention in the United States. There was very little coverage.

Ron Paul had mentioned something about editing the federal reserve on several accounts. More often than not the media has wanted to paint a picture of Ron Paul as some kind of a fanatic that is obsessed with the feds. But this time Ron Paul might be on to something. Something major, like a gold scandal. And a big one.

In October of 2009, China’s government received gold in exchange for payment. Gold is normally transferred through London — the London Bullion Market Association. Gold bars are routinely tested for pureness.

The Chinese received gold bars that had tracking numbers on them. It eventually was found out that tainted gold was traced back to the United States. More than likely the gold came from Fort Knox.

It is reported that during President Bill Clinton’s administration, several officials may have been involved. Which included Robert Rubin, Alan Greenspan, and Lawrence Summers. It is believed Wall Street and the Federal Reserve Bank were involved. Goldman Sachs may have been involved with the scandal as well.

In February of 2004, there was a brief mention about an investigation taking place. Very little was said about the details. An official in New York who was tied to the NYMEX suddenly disappeared and that was the end of the story. His whereabouts are unknown. Sounds like a George Orwell novel.

Another strange incident occurred in April of 2004. The Rothchild firm in London suddenly ceased trading gold after doing so for 200 years. Coincidence?

The Chinese reported that between 5,600 to 5,700 tungsten bars (tainted gold) weighing at 400 oz. were sold on the international market.

Why would you produce tungsten instead of gold? The density is very close and probably not detected in a short amount of time. In other words when coated on the outside with gold, the fake bars would pass a quick test. In this instance, 99% of the bar was tungsten and the outer layer was covered with gold. It was gold-plated tungsten.

It is reported that between 1.3 and 1.5 million 400 oz. tungsten blanks were manufactured in the United States approximately 15 years ago. A Russian source estimated: The price of “Clinton’s gold swindle” is – $600 billion.

Some questions remain — How much fake gold is there in Fort Knox and how much was made 15 years ago during the Clinton Administration? And one wonders how much of this fake gold has been distributed around the world.

On November 21, 2008, Hillary Clinton, wife of President Clinton became U.S. Secretary of State. Clinton spent her initial days as Secretary of State telephoning dozens of world leaders and indicating that U.S. foreign policy would change direction: “We have a lot of damage to repair.”

The International Monetary Fund maintains statistics of national assets of various countries.

As of June 2009, the International Monetary Fund held 3,217 tonnes (103.4 million oz.) of gold, which had been constant for several years.

The International Monetary Fund regularly maintains statistics of national assets as reported by various countries. These data are used by the World Gold Council to periodically rank and report the gold holding of countries and official organizations.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn became the Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) on September 28, 2007, with the backing of his country’s president, Nicolas Sarkozy, and served in that role until his resignation on May 18, 2011.

In May 2011, Strauss-Kahn was arrested in New York City and charged with the sexual assault of a housekeeper who entered his Sofitel hotel suite. On June 30, 2011, the New York Times reported that the case was on the “verge of collapse” because of problems with the credibility of the alleged victim, who had, according to sources within the NYPD, repeatedly lied to the police since making her first statement.

Back To Reality News — Lohan’s once-bright film career has been eclipsed in recent years by her legal woes and battles with addiction.

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REXBURG, IDAHO — Near Rexburg, Idaho the bank is having a hard time getting residents to keep the mortgage on this house. Is it because they couldn’t afford the mortgage? Well, let’s say there’s a snake in the house. Okay, maybe more than a few.

Meet Heidi, the possum with the weird looking eyes. Heidi is one of Germany’s animal stars. Heidi is proof that to be successful all you gotta do is get the Facebook crowd behind you. That’s the power of social media.

The last count on Facebook was 326,261. Sensational.

If you happen to be in Germany after July 1, 2011, you’ll see the internationally known star at the Gondwanaland, Zoo Leipzig. This will be open to the public (Mail Online).

Or you could like Heidi on Facebook.

On May 28, 2011, television host Adam Kokesh and some friends were arrested for silent dancing inside of the Thomas Jefferson Memorial Park which is located at Washington, D.C. A video shows a park policeman choking Kokesh. One writer commented that the dancers were acting disrespectful. What was the protest all about?  Here was the reason for the demonstration.

On the evening of April 12, 2008, Mary Oberwetter and some friends decided to dance inside the TJ Memorial. Oberwetter and her friends were all arrested (video report from NBC 4 Washington). She later decided to sue the park, claiming that her civil rights had been violated. The U.S. District Judge eventually sided with the park and said that the Park Service prohibits all demonstrations in the interior of the Jefferson Memorial (myfoxdc.com).

Even though the previous dance hadn’t turned out so well, Adam decided to gain more followers and try it again. Then on June 6, 2011, Adam and the crowd certainly kept their promise. But the situation this time was a different scenario. None were arrested on this occasion.

The scene was docile and anticlimatic. Adam Kokesh thanked the crowd and was given a round of applause from a cheery audience. However, several armed guards were present and the AR-15 semi-automic rifle was visible.

The flash mob enjoyed the day and an Abraham Lincoln imposter was spotted dancing on the floor.

Okay, first with the update.

On May 28, 2011, television host Adam Kokesh and his partners in crime gathered together at the Thomas Jefferson Memorial. They were suspected of plotting a crime. Everybody everybody cut footloose.

Their crime? Silent dirty dancing, in celebration of the first amendment’s champion; a clear violation of their right to free-expression. In an excessive use of force, video was captured of Adam being body slammed and placed in a choke for his non-crime. (YouTube: Here’s the link)

Adam Kokesh, the alleged crime boss along with the Uncontrollables Dance Posse, have proposed to challenge the authorities and hit the dance floor once again. Rock and roll baby!

Adam offers you a special invitation to the ballroom blitz. Come ye one come ye all. If you are unable to attend, Adam urges you to promote the Facebook event. The dance party must go on.

(Personally, I think he should have been arrested for the bad dance moves. He needs some help guys.)

The Event: The Thomas Jefferson Memorial CONTEST
Time: Saturday, June 04, 2011 at 12 eastern, high noon
Location: Ohio Dr SW & E Basin Dr SW Washington, DC 2002 Intersection of two streets near the Jefferson Memorial

It was thirty nine years ago since Don Gorske ate his first Big Mac. He is known to be the record holder of having eaten the most Big Macs. He won a place in the 2006 Guinness Book of Records. Don is called Mac Daddy.

Don met and proposed to his wife Mary at McDonald’s in 1973. Gorske postulates that after getting his first car, the first place he went to was a McDonald’s on May 17, 1972.

Gorske asserts to have eaten 25,000 Big Macs as of May 17, 2011. Don claims that there have only been eight days since he started eating Big Macs, that he didn’t eat one single Big Mac. Don says that Big Macs constitute 90% of his diet.

“Everything about eating Big Macs every day was perfect. …. I never had to cook. It was fast and ready within minutes after I left work every day. …I never had a craving for something different. I had found my perfect food…. The stress of having to eat a non-McDonalds meal was over.”

Don Gorske has also written a book. The name: 22,477 Big Macs

Being a mailman is a great job. The pay is rewarding. The work is good for the most part. But there’s one hitch. If you’re a mailman, dogs may bite you in certain cities. Especially if you live in one of these cities:

Top Cities To Get Bitten By A Dog (Dog Attacks 2010)
1. Houston, Texas (62)
2. San Diego, California (45)
2. Columbus, Ohio (45)
3. Los Angeles, California (44)
4. Louisville, Kentucky (40)
5. San Antonio, Texas (39)
5. St. Louis, Missouri (39)
6. Cleveland, Ohio (38)
6. Phoenix, Arizona (38)
7. Minneapolis, Minnesota (35)
7. Portland, Oregon (35)
8. Denver, Colorado (31)
8. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (31)
9. Sacramento, California (30)
10. Seattle, Washington (28)
11. Baltimore, Maryland (27)
12. Milwaukee, Wisconsin (26)
13. Chicago, Illinois (25)
14. Cincinnati, Ohio (24)
15. San Jose, California (23)
15. Fort Worth, Texas (23)
15. Buffalo, New York (23)
16. Memphis, Tennessee (22)
16. Jacksonville, Florida (22)
17. Miami, Florida (20)
17. Detroit, Michigan (20)
18. Toledo, Ohio (19)
19. Oakland, California (18)
19. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (18)
20. Long Beach, California (17)
20. Charlotte, North Carolina (17)
20. Jamaica, New York (17)
20. Orlando, Florida (17)
21. Kansas City, Missouri (16)
21. Indianapolis, Indiana (16)
21. Tacoma, Washington (16)
21. Washington, D.C. (16)
22. Las Vegas, Nevada (15)
22. Stockton, California (15)
22. Albuquerque, New Mexico (15)
22. Flushing, New York (15)
23. Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (14)
23. Staten Island, New York (14)
23. Springfield, Missouri (14)
24. Huntington Beach, California (13)
25. Brooklyn, New York (12)
25. Salt Lake City, Utah (12)
25. Fresno, California (12)
25. Wichita, Kansa (12)
25. Silver Spring, Maryland (12)
25. Rochester, New York (12)
25. St. Paul, Minnesota (12)
25. St. Petersburg, Florida (12)
25. Birmingham, Alabama (12)
25. Santa Anna, California (12)

More statistics found here.

What is the habitat of Alligator mississippiensis? Well, the gator is indigenous to Florida, Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, North Carolina, Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. West Virginia isn’t included on the list.

So how is it that a half-grown alligator is spotted in the Upper Mud River in Lincoln County, West Virginia? One that measures 67 inches long? This story was posted October 12, 2010, on WSAZ News.

The West Virginia Division of  Natural Resources team shot the gator and pulled it out of the water. It is quite sad that such a measure had to be taken, but this is standard procedure for unwanted alligators.

It’s quite odd to hear of a gator swimming in West Virginia waters. But after doing a Google search, it is apparent that another incident happened in August of 2009. An article appears in the Charleston Daily Mail about a gator found swimming in Big Wheeling Creek, in Moundsville, West Virginia. This gator measured approximately 30 inches long. The gator was lucky enough to be transported to an animal rescue center, and not face a firing squad.

According to the article, this wasn’t the only gator found by Marshall county. A larger gator was found in Fish Creek about a year earlier. Marshall County Animal Control Officer Jim Noice’s words can be found in The Intelligencer:

“It’s irresponsible pet owners who do this, and it’s not fair to the alligators or to the people along the creeks,” Noice said. “People have been known to throw piranhas in the river, alligators in the creeks and sometimes let snakes go, too.”

That’s nice to know…